My Life is Lame

Dead Cats Make Nice Toys

I can’t. I really can’t. The above photo is too much for me to handle.

Yes, it’s real. Yes, cat’s were hurt in the making of this flying aircraft. Yes, some four year old on the street that day is still crying in the corner, fearing the inevitable attack from the flying cats.

I know what you’re thinking. WTF is that? So basically this Dutch guy (Yea the frickin Dutch, they’re always doing some weird shizz) had a cat. It died after getting hit by a car. Instead of burying it in his back yard with all the rest of his dead pets like a normal person, he turned his dead cat into a helicopter.

Personally I hate cats. When I was five I had a cat poop all over my hands and it traumatized me.

So if I had to choose between an alive cat and a dead flying one. I guess I’d choose the dead flying one.

Coming to a store near you: The Puss-n-Chopper.

Below is a link with more pictures of the hottest product of the season.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/half-cat-half-machine-and-totally-insane