No, I’m not talking about Kristen Stewart, I’m talking about yours truly. It’s been a year to the day since I moved to the big apple, wearing a cowboy hat and jorts, and not much has changed.
I still live in Spanish Harlem, sure I may be fluent in spanish now and I just moved into a building where I can see the upper east side, but my life goal is still to get everyone and their mother to experience the greatness of LOST.
I still put myself in every awkward situation a person could find themselves in. One day at work, my boss asked me to show her how to follow someone on twitter. So I logged onto our work account and searched for my personal account to use as an example.
I find my account and click on it. My last tweet:
“Can’t wait to not be at work anymore. #GetMeOutOfHere.”
As my boss and I stared at the computer screen, the above tweet had never rang truer.
I’m not sure how I manage to get into these situations, but it seems to be entirely too easy.
Anyways, here’s to another year of being lame.blog comments powered by Disqus