My Life is Lame

Making your life look better since 1989

Still Lame, Still seeking Approval.

       

No, I’m not talking about Kristen Stewart, I’m talking about yours truly.  It’s been a year to the day since I moved to the big apple, wearing a cowboy hat and jorts, and not much has changed. 

I still live in Spanish Harlem, sure I may be fluent in spanish now and I just moved into a building where I can see the upper east side, but my life goal is still to get everyone and their mother to experience the greatness of LOST. 

I still put myself in every awkward situation a person could find themselves in.  One day at work, my boss asked me to show her how to follow someone on twitter.  So I logged onto our work account and searched for my personal account to use as an example. 

I find my account and click on it.  My last tweet:

“Can’t wait to not be at work anymore. #GetMeOutOfHere.”

As my boss and I stared at the computer screen, the above tweet had never rang truer. 

I’m not sure how I manage to get into these situations, but it seems to be entirely too easy. 

Anyways, here’s to another year of being lame. 

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