My Life is Lame

I finally just watched that show ”GIRLS” that everyone keeps talking about.  You know that show on HBO that’s about girls.  That show where all four leads have a vagina, and the main main lead has those weird tattoos that in one episode looks cool and then in the next looks like a skin rash.

Anyways, People, mainly girls, kept telling me that watching that show is like watching their own lives on TV.  

Now that I’ve seen the show, this what I have to say to you girls who feel that art imitates life.

1. No frickin way.

2. In your dreams.

3. Except for my roommate Natalie, that shit is eerie.

I think that the worst part of all this, was hearing girls at work say how it was like watching their own lives on TV.

THE GUY PEES ON HER IN THE SHOWER.  I do not need to know this about my coworkers.   I mean can I get a red zone. 

Also, none of you have taken opium.  This is NYC, everyone’s on coke.

Another issue with the “It’s like watching my own life” statement.  Girls always say it like it’s something to be proud of.  But is it?  Is it really?  Again, HE PEED ON HER IN THE SHOWER.  Do you want that?  Do you?

Now, I just want to make one thing clear.  I do think that the show is funny.  It’s hilarious.  If you haven’t watched it, go do that now.  

But just know, it is not like watching your life on TV.  Your life is nothing like that.  You’ve never been paid $100 dollars to watch a guy pleasure himself, and you know what, that’s something to be proud of.  

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