Tim’s Just a Normal Guy
I’ve been thinking, do zombies have to be all bad? Can’t they be people too?
Let’s say there’s a guy named Tim. Now Tim is just trying to make it in this crazy world. Unfortunately, by no fault of his own, Tim is a zombie. He doesn’t want to be a zombie, but, poor Tim is a zombie.
You see Tim is trying to kick a habit. It’s really been bringing him down lately and its affecting his relationship with his friends and family. I’ll be honest. He’s trying to stop eating people.
Mexicans specifically. Mexican is Tim’s favorite food. But really he’s trying to stop eating everyone.
Recently, at his sister’s birthday party, his grandmother asked him what he thought of her new earrings, and well, he bit her ear off. In his defense he did think they looked nice, but it put a real damper on the party. She’s now in a nursing home for elderly zombies, but its put some strain on his relationship with his family.
There is one bright spot in Tim’s life. He’s started dating this girl, Lauren (Also a Zombie). However, Lauren is not on board with the whole vegetarian thing. She in fact loves Italian, something about liking hair in her food, anyways she love’s Italians.
Tim likes her a lot, but he’s committed to not eating humans, and she’s not helpful in his quest to accomplish that goal. Just the other night they ordered a pizza, and, by accident, they ate the delivery boy.
Quitting is a process.
Honestly, I feel bad for Tim. He’s just trying to make it in his dead, dead world.
I mean, Tim’s just a normal guy. Who happens to be a zombie.
