NYC Nicknames

Since moving to this great city, I’ve acquired quite a few nicknames, and I felt it appropriate to share some of these nicknames with you.
-Sweet little southern boy
-MJ
-Matty J
-Tucker Carlson
-Tucker
-Idiot
-Vermont ( Because that’s where my boss thinks I’m from, I’ve let it go on too long to correct him.)
-Vermy
-Virginia
-West Virginia
-Goat F**ker
-White guy
-Attractive
-That guy with nice hair