My Life is Lame

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NYC Nicknames

                

Since moving to this great city, I’ve acquired quite a few nicknames, and I felt it appropriate to share some of these nicknames with you. 

-Sweet little southern boy

-MJ

-Matty J

-Tucker Carlson

-Tucker

-Idiot

-Vermont ( Because that’s where my boss thinks I’m from, I’ve let it go on too long to correct him.)

-Vermy

-Virginia

-West Virginia

-Goat F**ker

-White guy

-Attractive

-That guy with nice hair